The Tale of the Penguin

One day there was a penguin who was out driving his car on a hot day. All of a sudden the engine started making funny noises so he pulled into a gas station. Luckily there was a mechanic there and he agreed to look at the engine. While the engine was being inspected the penguin noticed an ice cream shop down the road. So he waddled down the street and got himself an ice cream cone. He started waddling back to the gas station holding this ice cream cone between his flippers, by the time he got back there was ice cream all over his face and hands. The mechanic was looking in the engine and he says "It looks like you blew a seal." and the penguin says "No it's just ice cream."