Sunday, February 24, 2008

This is the day the lord has made

We all know the classic Psalm "This is the day the lord has made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." But wouldn't life be better if it was "This is the (Blank) that the (Blank) has made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." You could go to McDonald's and the guy behind the counter looks depressed and he probably wants to kill himself. You read his name tag, it says Charlie. What happens next? He gets you a burger and you exclaim "THIS IS THE BURGER THE CHARLIE HAS MADE!" and the other attendants to the restaurant exclaim "LET US REJOICE AND BE GLAD IN IT!" and Charlie no longer wants to commit suicide.

New Religion

I am proud to announce today that I am starting my own religion. It's called Anarcholuthernism. Here's the concept, It's Lutheranism with no real rules. There is no structure whatsoever you simply follow what you believe roughly based off of traditional protestant beliefs mixed with your own. There is no church and there is no hierarchy. You decide what is right and what is wrong based off your own personal experiences. Let's be honest, the bible does not have all the answers in this modern world of ours and can even lead us astray at times. So follow what you believe and be an Anarcholutherin!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Indian doctor gets life for filming naked patients and selling pics online

An Indian doctor has been sentenced to life in jail for secretly filming his patients while they were naked and placing the footage on the internet.

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