The Tale of the Penguin

One day there was a penguin who was out driving his car on a hot day. All of a sudden the engine started making funny noises so he pulled into a gas station. Luckily there was a mechanic there and he agreed to look at the engine. While the engine was being inspected the penguin noticed an ice cream shop down the road. So he waddled down the street and got himself an ice cream cone. He started waddling back to the gas station holding this ice cream cone between his flippers, by the time he got back there was ice cream all over his face and hands. The mechanic was looking in the engine and he says "It looks like you blew a seal." and the penguin says "No it's just ice cream."

Jokes of the Week

What does a cannibal get if he comes home late for dinner?
Cold shoulder.

Two cannibals are having a picnic and one says "I hate my mother in law." and the other says "try the potato salad."

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.

What's black and white and red all over?
That nun I just stabbed in the face.

Two peanuts are walking down the street one of them is assaulted.

Carry on my Wayward Story

Okay, so I just realized that I have the ability to create a never-ending story, but I have not the time. How then shall I accomplish this story that I want to continue into infinity? Well, there is a neato comment button below that I am sure can be pressed by people. What people, you may ask? Dunno, this is an experiment.

Procedure for never-ending story:
-Get a story starter
-Start an okay story
-Wait for people to bust in

Okay, so here goes:
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The bride hath paced into the hall, red as a rose is she.
With her never ending glow the guests stood we.
But then, out of the blue, came the shouts of men, who did not seem too pleasant.
They were screams and howles of the dying breath.