What does a cannibal get if he comes home late for dinner?
Cold shoulder.
Two cannibals are having a picnic and one says "I hate my mother in law." and the other says "try the potato salad."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What's black and white and red all over?
That nun I just stabbed in the face.
Two peanuts are walking down the street one of them is assaulted.
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