Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Dr. Seuss Has Problems

I work in a grocery store and while stocking the shelves I noticed something very interesting. You see I was putting cans of "Beef Hash" on the shelf and it hit me like a ton of bricks. Beef Hash is made out of beef. Nothing scary about that. But for anyone who has ever seen "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" it's serious shit. Remember when he steals all of the peoples food? He stole a can of "Who Hash". Think about that. The people in the movie are not called humans, they're called "Whos". So if beef hash is made of beef than logically who hash is made of WHOS! The Whos are cannibals! They eat each other on Christmas! What was Dr. Seuss trying to tell us!?















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